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The Rants of an Anime Otaku
I'm Jessica, and I belong in Princess Jellyfish.
This makes me so fucking happy I mean I laughed so hard that I had tears pouring down my face as I ran to the bathroom in order to not pee myself.
I love this man.
petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
Da Great Gatsby
“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”
Penguizzle Books
just imagine Benedict Cumberbatch reading this
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YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
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BOHEMIAN SHERLOCK
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
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This is who Juliet married.
This is Lord Capulet’s son-in-law.
Well, she could have done worse.
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
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